Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore.
Jerry took this call. Turns out that the truck carrying the revised version of our psychological reports was robbed in Honduras! Everyone at Buckner and at FedEx was totally apologetic, but what can you do. We'll just have to ask our psychologist to print off another copy.
In a couple weeks, we'll be laughing about this. Actually, I am kinda laughing now. You just couldn't make this stuff up!